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KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS.  THE

FOLLOWING 25 STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN.  THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
      
       1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF
CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
      
       2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH’S WIFE WAS
JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
      
       3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF
FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
      
       4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD
TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
      
       5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A
JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
      
       6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
      
       7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED
BREAD, WHICH IS BREADWITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.
      
       8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS,
MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
      
       9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE
APPLE.
      
       10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
      
       11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE
HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
      
       12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS
SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
      
       13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR.
HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
      
       14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
      
       15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE
MAGNA CARTA.
      
       16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY
FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
      
       17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
      
       18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
      
       19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO
OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
      
       20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED
TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
      
       21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
      
       22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
      
       23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
      
       24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY, WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
      
       25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.

SO here we go my first Blog on WordPress…

I was wondering this morning, what if Adam and Eve never committed any sin, how would our life be today?
Did Jesus need to come?  Did Abraham have to leave to the promise land?  Did Moses have to bring the ten Commandments?

If Adam and Eve never ate that fruit and broke God’s only commandment, would we have cars today?  How about TVs and computers or iPad?  How about Ice Cream and Hamburgers?  Steaks and Sushi?  Pop corn and Netflix? how about Pizza?

If Eve was never deceived by the serpent, would we be riding nice cars and living in beautiful houses?  Would we have Jazz , Blues, Rock and pop…. How about Hip Hop?

If Adam and Eve never took that choice and disappointed God, would we be going to church and sleeping on pews?  Would we be singing and worshiping? Would there be preachers jumping and screaming and yelling?  Would they be collecting tithes?

Would Martin Luther King ever needed to have a dream? 

Where would the World be if Adam and Eve never fell in that trap?  How about Weeds? would people be smoking them today and fighting to legalize the weed? 

Or would we be still under the trees if Adam and Eve were never deceived?