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KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS.  THE

FOLLOWING 25 STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN.  THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
      
       1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF
CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
      
       2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH’S WIFE WAS
JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
      
       3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF
FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
      
       4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD
TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
      
       5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A
JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
      
       6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
      
       7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED
BREAD, WHICH IS BREADWITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.
      
       8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS,
MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
      
       9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE
APPLE.
      
       10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
      
       11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE
HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
      
       12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS
SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
      
       13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR.
HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
      
       14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
      
       15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE
MAGNA CARTA.
      
       16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY
FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
      
       17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
      
       18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
      
       19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO
OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
      
       20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED
TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
      
       21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
      
       22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
      
       23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
      
       24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY, WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
      
       25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
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So this is the news today and everybody is wondering whether this is right or wrong.

Burn a Quran Day on 9-11-2010 by Florida church Lead by Pastor Terry jones.

From what I have been reading and seeing online and on TV and people speaking, everybody seems to agree that this is not the right thing to do.

I still don’t understand how most of Christian leaders such as Terry Jones think and what their motives are!
Christianity is supposed to be one unique religion calling for Peace and Love also one more thing that makes it a little different is an eternal “Plan of God”.

Christianity calls to love your enemies and love those who hate us.  How can a man who claims that he is a christian (LEADER) have so much hate and anger!

HATE, ANGER  I do remember how in Sunday School, they used to teach us about those two being called the fruits of the flesh.

I am being confused now, and I recall Jesus’ words to those leaders that he called blind and leading their followers to the cliff.

Listen people I am not an advocate of Islam, but I don’t believe this is the right way to do it, and if you claim you have a mission to win souls to Christ, last time I checked the Bible I remember it was done through love.
I saw the video President Obama had concerning this deal, and I was impressed with the wisdom he handled.  Also another video said that the government cannot arrest pastor Terry Jones or force him to stop burning the Quran on september 11.  However I remember they passed a law that condemns Hate Crime and I think by Terry jones burning the Quran he is going beyond the Freedom of Speech and committing a hate crime.

Also doesn’t Terry Jones see how he will be causing all the rage in the world against our country by doing that? Can’t he see all the already angry people in the world being recruited by his act to join all the Anti-American organizations? Can’t he understand that by this he’s putting our troops sons and daughters, dads and uncles and grandchildren in a great danger?

In the end it is a simple common sense, we live in a country where freedom of worship and freedom of speech is what people come here  for.  And american values has been distorted through wars and our fights against the whole world.  We are passionate people and we are the most giving and loving people in the world let us keep those values and pass them clean to the generations to come.


SO here we go my first Blog on WordPress…

I was wondering this morning, what if Adam and Eve never committed any sin, how would our life be today?
Did Jesus need to come?  Did Abraham have to leave to the promise land?  Did Moses have to bring the ten Commandments?

If Adam and Eve never ate that fruit and broke God’s only commandment, would we have cars today?  How about TVs and computers or iPad?  How about Ice Cream and Hamburgers?  Steaks and Sushi?  Pop corn and Netflix? how about Pizza?

If Eve was never deceived by the serpent, would we be riding nice cars and living in beautiful houses?  Would we have Jazz , Blues, Rock and pop…. How about Hip Hop?

If Adam and Eve never took that choice and disappointed God, would we be going to church and sleeping on pews?  Would we be singing and worshiping? Would there be preachers jumping and screaming and yelling?  Would they be collecting tithes?

Would Martin Luther King ever needed to have a dream? 

Where would the World be if Adam and Eve never fell in that trap?  How about Weeds? would people be smoking them today and fighting to legalize the weed? 

Or would we be still under the trees if Adam and Eve were never deceived?